I AM CHANGING MY HOSTING PROVIDER
Which one, you ask? Me! I thought it'd be more impressive to prospective employers if I demonstrated that in addition to writing, directing, gripping, gaffing, audio recording, picture editing, sound editing, colour correction, research and social media management, I could deploy and self-host my own website, in a secure manner with no formal education whatsoever. See you soon on the new site and (likely) new domain name. My social media links are still clickable through here.